QUOTES
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
-Douglas Adams
"Do or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda
"This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively but, if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace."
-The Royal Tart Toter
“We do have a lot in common.
The same air, the same Earth, the same sky.
Maybe if we started looking at
what's the same instead of
always looking at what's different,
...well, who knows?”
-Meowth
"Sucking at something is the first step to being sorta good at something."
-Jake the Dog
"Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far."
-Theodore Roosevelt
Oh yes, the past can hurt. But the from way I see it, you can either run from it, or... learn from it.
-Rafiki, The Lion King
"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
"I've got an idea - an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about."
-Peter Griffin
"When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. TRUE STORY."
-Barney Stinson
"You can't touch music, but music can touch you."
-Mordecai
"Be happy for no reason, like a child. If you are happy for a reason, you're in trouble, because that reason can be taken from you."
-Deepak Chopra
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life."
-John Lennon
"But you haven't been partying. [...] You move to music, but that's not dancing. You chew pancakes, but you're not tasting. To to truly party, one must leave behind the problems that are troubling and open one's mind eye."
-Party Pat
"My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
-Forrest Gump
"There's no time to be bored. I'm so busy doing the horse dance."
-PSY
"Sometimes you gotta run before you can walk."
-Tony Stark
"*burp*"
-Jon Mahaffey
"Religion is like a rock, you can worship it for all I care, just don't throw it at me"
-Jet Ni
"You can close your eyes to the things you don’t want to see, but you can’t close your heart to the things you don’t want to feel."
-Johnny Depp
“This is rather as if you imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, 'This is an interesting world I find myself in — an interesting hole I find myself in — fits me rather neatly, doesn't it? In fact it fits me staggeringly well, must have been made to have me in it!' This is such a powerful idea that as the sun rises in the sky and the air heats up and as, gradually, the puddle gets smaller and smaller, frantically hanging on to the notion that everything's going to be alright, because this world was meant to have him in it, was built to have him in it; so the moment he disappears catches him rather by surprise. I think this may be something we need to be on the watch out for.”
-Douglas Adams
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem."
- Captain Jack Sparrow
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
-Albert Einstein
"I see now that the circumstances of ones birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."
-Mewtwo, The Pokemon Movie
-Douglas Adams
"Do or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda
"This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively but, if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace."
-The Royal Tart Toter
“We do have a lot in common.
The same air, the same Earth, the same sky.
Maybe if we started looking at
what's the same instead of
always looking at what's different,
...well, who knows?”
-Meowth
"Sucking at something is the first step to being sorta good at something."
-Jake the Dog
"Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far."
-Theodore Roosevelt
Oh yes, the past can hurt. But the from way I see it, you can either run from it, or... learn from it.
-Rafiki, The Lion King
"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
"I've got an idea - an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about."
-Peter Griffin
"When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. TRUE STORY."
-Barney Stinson
"You can't touch music, but music can touch you."
-Mordecai
"Be happy for no reason, like a child. If you are happy for a reason, you're in trouble, because that reason can be taken from you."
-Deepak Chopra
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life."
-John Lennon
"But you haven't been partying. [...] You move to music, but that's not dancing. You chew pancakes, but you're not tasting. To to truly party, one must leave behind the problems that are troubling and open one's mind eye."
-Party Pat
"My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
-Forrest Gump
"There's no time to be bored. I'm so busy doing the horse dance."
-PSY
"Sometimes you gotta run before you can walk."
-Tony Stark
"*burp*"
-Jon Mahaffey
"Religion is like a rock, you can worship it for all I care, just don't throw it at me"
-Jet Ni
"You can close your eyes to the things you don’t want to see, but you can’t close your heart to the things you don’t want to feel."
-Johnny Depp
“This is rather as if you imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, 'This is an interesting world I find myself in — an interesting hole I find myself in — fits me rather neatly, doesn't it? In fact it fits me staggeringly well, must have been made to have me in it!' This is such a powerful idea that as the sun rises in the sky and the air heats up and as, gradually, the puddle gets smaller and smaller, frantically hanging on to the notion that everything's going to be alright, because this world was meant to have him in it, was built to have him in it; so the moment he disappears catches him rather by surprise. I think this may be something we need to be on the watch out for.”
-Douglas Adams
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem."
- Captain Jack Sparrow
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
-Albert Einstein
"I see now that the circumstances of ones birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."
-Mewtwo, The Pokemon Movie